I had a sexier plan for the apocalypse — didn’t you?
3 min readMar 20, 2020
I had a sexier plan for the apocalypse — didn’t you?
Like — first of all… I don’t have my abs in shape for this yet. I’m working on it, don’t get me wrong. In fact, I’m spending a lot of this quarantine time practicing my newfound skill of kettlebell swings! So if we could just hold off on any true Martial Law and Mad Max style neighborhood bonfires, I would really appreciate it. I’m staying away from gluten and dairy and doing planks like a madwoman. I’ll get there. Just be patient.